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Scared Stiff
This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the bayou
country of Louisiana, and while it wounds like an Alfred Hitchcock
tale, it's real. This guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking
on a real dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm.
Time passed slowly & no cars went by. It was raining so hard
he could hardly see his hand in front of his face. Suddenly he
saw a car moving slowly approaching & appearing ghostlike in the
rain. It slowly crept toward him & stopped. Wanting a
ride really bad the guy jumped in the car & closed the door, only
then did he realize that there was nobody behind teh wheel. The
car slowly started moving & the guy was terrified, too scared to
think of jumping out & running.
The guy saw that the car was slowly approaching a sharp curve, still
too scared to jump out, he started to pray & beg for life; he was
sure the ghost car would go off the road & into the bayou & he
would surely drown, when just before the curve, a hand appeared thru
the driver's window & turned the steering wheel, guiding the car
safely around the bend. Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the
hand reappear every time they reached a curve.
Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take &
jumped out of the car & ran to town. Wet & in shock, he
went into a bar & voice quivering, ordered two shots of whiskey,
then told everybody about the supernatural experience. A silence
enveloped & everybody got goose bumps when they realized the guy
was telling the truth & not just some drunk. About half an
hour later two guys walked into the bar & one says to the other,
"Look Boudreaux, ders dat idiot that rode in our car when we was
pushin' it to the gas station!!"
Above
joke contributed by Patrick Villemarette, New Orleans, Louisiana ~~
thank you, Patrick!!
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