Below was sent to me in April of
2002, author unknown:
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Redneck Slang ~
> Well knock me down and steal muh
teeth!
> It's so dry the trees are bribing the dogs.
> Gooder 'n grits!
> I'll slap you so hard your clothes will be outa style!
> She's uglier than homemade soup!
> Your momm's so fat when she got on the scales to be
weighed, it said, "To be continued .... "
> I'm just about as welcome at my in-laws as a hair in a
biscuit!
> It's been hotter than a goat's butt in a pepper patch!
> Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
> He fell out of the ugly tree & hit every branch on the
way down!
> The wheel is still turning, but the hamster's dead!
> He's uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits!
> If things get any better, I may have to hire somebody to
help me enjoy it!
> This'll jar your preserves!
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If you have any Redneck Slang or
Redneck Jokes that you would like to share & they are appropriate
for family, please send them to me ... advise as to whether I may put
you as contributor, if not no problem, can still put your
suggestion. Send me an e-mail to lottalagniappe@yahoo.com with
subject line reading 'My Joke'. Thanks in advance. Enjoy!
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